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Every December, the same scene plays out. Someone volunteers to sort the drinks for the office party, someone else promises to bring "a few platters", and by the second week of the month the local delivery diary is full. Holiday pub delivery is not complicated, but it is seasonal. A supplier who can reach your door in ten minutes in March may need three weeks' notice in December, and the keg you want is often the one everyone else wants too. Decide early, order in the right sequence, and treat delivery timing as part of the plan rather than a detail to sort on the day.
Suppliers run on a holiday calendar, not a normal one. Ordering cut-offs move forward, routes are trimmed between Christmas and New Year, and drivers go home at some point. Before you commit to a party date, ask two questions: when is the last delivery slot before Christmas, and when does normal service resume?
If your event falls between Christmas Eve and January 2, assume that choice of dates is narrower than you think and that same-day delivery is off the table. Once you have the supplier's schedule, work backwards.
Kegs reward a little arithmetic. Ask your supplier how many servings a keg yields at the glass size you plan to pour, then add a margin for spillage, generous pours and the guest who switches drinks halfway through the night.
The technical part matters more than people expect. Keg couplers are not universal, so tell your supplier exactly what dispense setup you have: coupler type, gas, regulator and whether the keg will sit in a cold room, a kegerator or a jockey box. A keg that arrives warm and gets tapped immediately will pour foam for hours. Where possible, have it delivered a day or two early and let it settle somewhere cold and upright.
On choice, two or three lines usually beat one. A crisp lager, a session ale and something dark or alcohol-free covers most rooms without doubling your setup. Order one keg more than your maths suggests if the party runs late; an unopened keg is far easier to deal with than a dry tap at eleven o'clock.
Cold food travels better than hot food, and that single fact should shape your order. Cheese boards, charcuterie, sandwiches, dips, sausage rolls and mince pies arrive in good condition and hold for hours. Hot items such as pigs in blankets or loaded fries have a short window, so schedule them for the moment guests arrive rather than the start of the delivery run.
Think about how people will eat. If the platters are the meal, order more generously per head than you would for a drinks-only gathering with a buffet later. If they are there to soak up the drinks, two or three substantial platters will usually do more work than six dainty ones.
Ask for dietary requirements to be labelled clearly, keep a separate board for anything containing nuts or shellfish, and refrigerate cold platters until roughly half an hour before serving. Add a stack of napkins, a bin bag and small plates. It sounds trivial until you are balancing a Scotch egg on a wine glass.
Holiday delivery windows widen for good reason: traffic, road closures, and drivers covering twice the stops in half the light. Book the earliest slot of the day for anything cold. Late afternoon slots on the last Friday before Christmas are the ones most likely to slip.
Make the drop easy. Give the driver a mobile number that will actually be answered, not an office line that rings out. Note any access details in the order: gate codes, loading bays, whether a lift is available, and how far the kegs will have to be carried. A full keg is genuinely heavy, so two people and a trolley are not overkill. If the delivery is going upstairs, say so when you order rather than when the driver arrives.
One practical note: kegs and hired glassware usually come with return terms and deposits attached. Confirm what goes back, by when, and who collects it. If you are charging for drinks rather than hosting friends, check licensing requirements with your local authority and take proper advice before the event.
Foamy beer is almost always a temperature or pressure problem, not bad beer. Call the supplier before you start adjusting the regulator, and resist the urge to turn the gas up in the hope it pours faster. If a platter is missing or late, phone the depot immediately; most will fix a problem on the day and far less so the morning after. Keep a bag of crisps and a block of cheese in reserve, and the night survives almost anything.
Reconfirm your delivery window and who will be there to receive it. Clear a cold, upright space for the keg and somewhere flat for the platters. Count glasses, check ice, and chill as much as your fridge allows. Print or screenshot the order confirmation so you can check the delivery against it in seconds. Then stop planning, put your phone on charge, and let the driver do the rest.
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